Three Lefts Make a Right

An ongoing conversation between a conservative, right-wing, Christian woman and her liberal, turned-Jew, democrat cousin... who happens to be her best friend in the world.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Hurricane Tami


Tami's in Florida!! We're having a wonderful time and she is completely smitten with the Sunshine State... even though most of our fun has happened after dark!

The first thing she did was to take us all out and get tattoos, because that's how little there is to do here on a Wednesday night at 1 a.m. Thankfully mine is small. I can honestly say now that I'll never forget Tami's visit.

Ask her about Sex on the Beach... her first! It's that drink from the 80's that lives on here in Florida Neverland. How fun for her to say she's been to Florida and had Sex on the Beach... that's worth the price of admission alone!

The fun just keeps on coming... she's thrilled with all the southisms she's seeing: a man named 'Dixie Dan' running for circuit court judge, a liquor store whose owner uses billboards featuring his 16 year old daughter to drum up business ("Please shop at my daddy's store, I need a new car!"), shopping at the Winn-Dixie, everyone's accents-- y'all, that's the cutest thing! and 24-hour BBQ joints... 7 am BBQ? Hell, it's twelve o'clock somewhere! What's a vegetarian to do? Last night she got to ride a cockroach across the kitchen floor. That's how big they are... about the size of skateboards.

I'm sure she'll be posting the highlights of her stay here soon. Stay tuned!

-- Julie

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