I'll Be Knitting My Way Back to You, Babe...

Tami, this is Julie...

Are you there baby? I miss you! But guess what? I'm moving up to the great liberal state of Washington to help balance the ratio of crazy democrats to decent republicans!

I feel it's the least I can do.

How have you been? I'm not bad. Working through My Own Personal Demons (by Mattel). I tried Demon-o-matic by Ronco, but it was whack. I didn't have what it takes for Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Demons by Kenner... I'm a pacifist.

Right now I'm sorting my Yarn Stash in preparation for the Big Move. I may not have what it takes to be a good wife, but I'm a bitchin' knitter. Does that count for anything?

So Knitta, get on the sticks and write to me!

Hogs & Quiches,

Julie K-Blooie