Don't be a Victim!

... What they fail to mention is that living in New Jersey qualifies you for Victim Status. Hell, you're living in a state notorious for toxic waste! You need more of an excuse than that to claim victim status?? Let me make it easy for you: go to http://www.nj.com/ and try to find an article that doesn't smack of someone being victimized.

I'll wait.

Go.

Double Oh Heaven

Can I just say one thing?

Oh.
My.
God.

I have never liked James Bond movies... not the ones with Sean Connery (although he's a real hottie now that he's older) and especially not with Pearce Brosnin (Yuk!)

But I would gladly fork over my grocery money for the rest of my natural life to see Daniel Craig in 'Casino Royale' over and over and over and over and... well, you get the picture.

See it.

I'll Be Knitting My Way Back to You, Babe...

Tami, this is Julie...

Are you there baby? I miss you! But guess what? I'm moving up to the great liberal state of Washington to help balance the ratio of crazy democrats to decent republicans!

I feel it's the least I can do.

How have you been? I'm not bad. Working through My Own Personal Demons (by Mattel). I tried Demon-o-matic by Ronco, but it was whack. I didn't have what it takes for Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Demons by Kenner... I'm a pacifist.

Right now I'm sorting my Yarn Stash in preparation for the Big Move. I may not have what it takes to be a good wife, but I'm a bitchin' knitter. Does that count for anything?

So Knitta, get on the sticks and write to me!

Hogs & Quiches,

Julie K-Blooie